Let the suckers suck and the shuckers shuck, thats what I say...
My sister & roommates visited me at the East Coast Grill (ECG)... I was photographed shucking in public, for money. With the proper video equipment I could start a whole new website... voyeur-shuck.biz. Then I could link to 3rdarm.biz and voyeur-shuck.biz from my new portal website: bizorg.biz.org. I'd be boss of biz, the bizwiz.
There was a time when I was as innocent as the flowers I am forced to schlep up and down the stairs from the basement to the bar each night... but now I've been schlepped too many times and I enjoy the schlepping. Who doesn't like a good schlep, even in the face? From time to time.
To properly edit the last photograph (of my roommates, big El pictured) I had to marry Quake 2 character skins with Gimp, the open source image editor... if threesome marriage was allowed I could then marry my creation to Googlemaps, translate to stemcell, insert in the brain of a common carrier pidgeon, and essentially end up with a QuakeGoogleGimp that could fly anywhere to totally rocket/edit noobs out of existence. Pretty l33t in'it?